LUCY FUR NEWS

Loucifer and The Crack Whores, and Malicious Children – The latter band opened with a descent set. They play… well… uh… metal. But I dug it, at least for the first half hour. But they’re not the band you need to hear about. You know that big, burly, loud-ass door guy at the King’s Head, Lou? Yes, that’s Loucifer. No shit! And his band is good! The drummer was dressed like Garth from Wane’s World, and the two guitar players were dressed as nuns. Lou had panty-hoes over his head, like he was gonna rob a bank. They played a great set including: a song about Nazis, with a chorus repeating SEEK HELP! SEEK HELP!, a song about River Phoenix called Lying On the Blvd., and two Sabbath covers. They played great, they were hilarious, and frankly they were better than anyone else reviewed above.